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The Ordinary Bruja

For fans of Mexican Gothic and The Inheritance of Orquídea Divina, The Ordinary Bruja is a psychological horror and magical realism novel about grief, ancestral secrets, Dominican brujería, and one woman’s fight to reclaim the magic her family tried to bury.

When strange messages appear in mirrors, and the scent of cigar smoke follows her through her small Ohio hometown, Marisol Espinal must confront the ghosts of her past, the truth about her mother’s death, and the family curse waiting for her on Hallowthorn Hill.

Her family buried the magic. Now it wants out.

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The Hairy Truth: My Brazilian Wax Adventures


A promotional graphic for a blog post, featuring a close-up of a hand in a black glove holding a wooden waxing stick with hot wax dripping off the end, against the backdrop of a ring light. The text reads 'New on the Blog - Throwback Thursday: The Hairy Truth: My Brazilian Wax Adventures' in bold, attention-grabbing fonts. The bottom of the image includes the website URL www.haveacupofjohanny.com

This Throwback Thursday, let’s rewind to a blog post that had us both squirming and chuckling: “My Hairy Adventures: Rolling Like a Vulnerable Ball at the Waxing Salon.” 🕰️✨

Let’s dip into the realm of personal care with a twist of humor. This post brings to light the all-too-familiar yet rarely discussed adventures at the waxing salon. Mrs. Pubescaper, our meticulous yet detached waxing expert, becomes an unwitting co-star in this comedy of errors, where conversation lapses and physical discomfort blend into an unforgettable monthly ritual.

Remember the “hairy berry” moniker? Yep, that’s me, navigating the hot wax, strips, and, let’s not forget, the meditation music that seems more like a prelude to torture than relaxation. Every visit is a lesson in anatomy, pain thresholds, and the art of maintaining one’s dignity while in the most undignified positions imaginable. 🧘‍♀️💥

The post delves deep into the vulnerability and absurdity of exposing not just our bodies but also our thoughts and fears in such a setting. From fretting over potential flatulence to the silent prayers that Mrs. Pubescaper’s precision never falters, it’s a ride through the intimate thoughts that race through one’s mind in those exposed moments.

It’s not just about hair removal; it’s about the peculiar bond formed in such vulnerable circumstances, the trust we place in those who see us at our most bare (literally), and the humor that helps us cope with the discomfort.

Why spotlight this post? Because it’s a reminder that it’s okay to laugh at ourselves, to find humor in discomfort, and to share those cringe-worthy moments that make us all human. Plus, it’s a testament to the fact that some adventures are best recounted with the benefit of hindsight and a good dose of humor.

So, whether you’re a waxing veteran or someone who’s always wondered what goes on behind the salon door, this throwback is for you. Let’s embrace the awkward, the painful, and the hilariously human nature together. Because, at the end of the day, it’s these shared experiences that connect us. 🌟

Until next time, keep rocking those vulnerable moments and finding the laughter in between. Tootles! 🌈

PS: I am still embarrassed when getting my Brazilian done, but it has become less awkward.


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